So, the Rochester Post-Bulletin reports nefariously weird bicycle-related activity in Rochester, Minnesota:
According to police, a female guest at Best Western Soldiers Field Tower and Suites, 401 Sixth St. S.W., had used the swimming pool and was showering when she heard a door open about 3:10 p.m. Sunday. She saw a naked man. He ran from the room, pulled on swim trunks, got on a bicycle and rode through the hallways.
He hit a 76-year-old Michican man and the man’s 33-year-old son, said police Lt. John Edwards. The son chased him, tackled him and held him until police arrived. Edwards said both men suffered minor injuries from being hit by the bike.
Strange days in southern Minnesota!